guccified: For everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments (this was not my original idea, I just would like to do it)
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
monarchbaby: mareeps: still not sure what exactly math is It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
I could seriously kill my sisters ex for what he has done to my sister, the state she has just been in while talking to me in my room, If he does show his face around here again he’ll seriously wish he hadn’t that LITTLE FUCKING SHIT STAIN ON LIFE!
TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.
zzombiedance: askboxmemes: In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t. omg. do it. all of you. now.
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
“your friend is hot” story of my life
Anonymous asked: I want to know what you look like.
Anonymous asked: Post a pic of your face
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying
rocketpowers: there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just let that sink in
bombarded people with questions so much from being bored I now have to wait an hour before asking any more and i was going to ask when the world would really end, hope it’s not in an hours time
hf748get9wihq: if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
reblog if you're single as fuck
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day